Thing That Make Me Laugh - Issue 1

Well I figured after seeing something tonight that really cracked me up, this would make a great series of blogs.

Series 1

I roll into the Walgreens parking lot and as I am looking for a spot, I notice this fantastic park job. This person must love their car so much that they would be so inconsiderate as to take up 2 spots.

Gotta Love it!

Is it.."just really a dog"?

Last night, Hunter ( my fathers dog ) got out and was wandering the streets of sommersett. Some kind soul hit him with their car and had the courtesy to move him to the side walk and remove his collar. Do you think they had the courtesy to call my dad....no. they let him die on the side walk ...alone and without the comfort of his home. I understand that to some people, that its "just a dog". well to those of you out there who feel different, so do I. we have had hunter in our family for over 16 years. these days thats longer than most people are married for. It saddens me that we live in a society of wimps.....be a man or woman and fess up to your mistakes or accidents. This time...yes it is "just a dog" this time but for the love of god...people do this with people. Hit and Run....faggots in my opinion!!!!! well we are off to bury hunter on our property....bless his soul. he was a friend and a great companion to our family and he will be missed. I love and miss you hunter

jay

Heaven...Just A Phone Call Away

Technology is a wonderful thing but I believe it has a stronger hold on us than we would like to admit.

One night while in the arms of my lover, I began to think...about heaven. I asked her if we would still be married in heaven, she says no. For a moment I felt sad, then like a flash flood all these thought ran through my head. What else wont we have or be in heaven. It hit me like a freight train....SHIT! no iPhone in heaven, I panicked....how am i supposed to remember appointments without my calendar on my iPhone...what am I going to do without the yellow pages app!...safari!...my contacts!...FACEBOOK..aaarrrggghhh!!!! Wow, that made me realize how much I depend on some dumb little electronic device to proceed through life. So much so that I felt it had a place with me in heaven.

-Focker Out!

BANKS!!

Seriously......

1. I hate banks

2. I hate big business

3. Wells Fargo = Big business

with that said...somehow i find my self at the door step of Wells Fargo. One of the downfalls of one of my recent decisions is that i have to switch banks. I left what was my Cheers ( TV show (( Bank of the West)) ) to move to a much larger more impersonal establishment ( wells ).

Today I find out that along with a $35 fee for being over drawn, in the state of Nevada....they charge $5 per business day you are overdrawn. Its like being kicked in the balls and as your bending over in pain..Wells Fargo puts a cactus up your corn hole, stating " well since you were bent over..we figured, what the hell we will stick it to you again" . This is the beginning of a beautiful relationship between me and the cactus, I'm sure I will be adding to this post.

Uh Oh!

Well, no one asked me to do it......so here it is anyway